Oh Thank Heaven for 2-27, from Kim Zussman
A great big fall
it scared us all
They saw the writing
on the wall
The end was nay
to market play
Bears would finally
have their day
But now it's axe-day
before the tax-day
And up we stray
New record intra-day
When will they not fight
To just have the rite
Never to lose sight
Of their interminable plight