The Mistwess Has a Sister, from David Hillman
….her name is Lili Von Shtupp…..
[singing]
Here I stand, the goddess of desire
Set men on fire
I have this power.
Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing
Some quick womancing
And then a shower.
Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me
They always hound me, with one wequest.
Who can satisfy their lustful habits?
I'm not a wabbit.
I need some we… [Takes a breath] … est.
The Mistwess sings her sister's song today. Oh, it's twue, it's twue!