Dumbledore, haiku from East Sider
NEW YORK (AP) - Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay. J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling fantasy series that ended last summer, outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.
Billowing silk robes
obscured the true passion of
Hogwart's Headmaster.
What did he see in
The Mirror of Erised?
Elton John? Boy George?
The last Potter plot
did revolve around finding
a really long wand…