Fortune Cookie, from Alan Millhone
Decided to order out tonight from our local Dragon House for my daughter and her three boys and the wife and me. After dinner my nine year old brought me his fortune cookie and asked if I had a pair of scissors.
He held the cookie while I snipped off the cellophane covering. He then asked me to read it to him and it said: DO NOT GIVE A MAN A FISH, BUT TEACH HIM HOW TO FISH.
Reminded me of something early on that Dr. Dorn once told me about Daily Speculations (when I was first introduced to the site by Vic and Laurel) about "meals for a lifetime."