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Ukelele Market Crashes, from Jeff Watson

 I have sad news to report….the ukulele market in the UK has crashed, the price of a used Uke going from 45 pounds to a pound and change. The Ukulele market was showing bubble like conditions….when, suddenly it went south, popping like a balloon, and sinking like the Titanic. Luckily for me, I saw the move coming and was able to short the Ukulele market, my son taking the other side of the trade.

This Ukulele debacle is the worst musical instrument crash since Recorder Wednesday back in the 1993 when millions of students simultaneously quit the recorder. This might be time for the canes to step up to the plate and buy good Ukes to the extent of their balance.