The Fact that the Dax Was Up, from Victor Niederhoffer
The fact that the Dax was up 3 ratio points against the US markets shows that the largesse of the flexions on our numbers is not withheld from those who make recipes for the bernaise and bechamel sauces in [Brussels](http://www.europarl.europa.eu/press/sdp/newsrp/en/1996/n961018.htm) . ## Alan Millhone writes: Dear Chair, Am afraid the bernaisacky sauce might upset my stomach. Note Dow was below 15. That is upsetting enough to many without adding any sauces. Sincerely, Alan ## Kim Zussman writes: It was dyspepsia from absence of Bernanke sauce. ## Peter St. Andre writes: I really need to write a little poem that starts with "Ben Bernanke makes me cranky"… ## Gary Rogan contributes: There once was a man named Bernanke Engaged in some bad hanky panky But he went AWOL and skipped Jackson Hole And now the markets are cranky. ## Craig Mee adds: Bernanke the captain of Fed Resembles Titanic's, Smith Ed Evades all bergs, engines full out Bond infinity, no damnable doubt "Untapered, untwisted, now screwed", he said.