The 100 Uses for a Hat, from @VicNiederhoffer on Twitter

2019-10-11 · @VicNiederhoffer on Twitter
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Nobody asked me but the hat is the cowboy's best friend besides the
horse. And it has 100 uses for me. It protects from dust, rain and sun

Here's my fav 10 uses. You give me 100 more.

1. Protects from rain,
   dust, sun.

2. signals cabs.

3. covers up old age.

4. protects from head
   injuries.

5. allows friends, family to find you.

6. good for drink of
   water.

7. carries things.

8. gallantry

Thank you to those who submitted additional uses of a hat on twitter. Your suggestions are compiled below:

1. Fan the flames

2. distract a bear

3. hold a drawing

4. collect donations

5. emergency pillow.

6. Surf in Texas.

7. Doff it when passing by some honeys

8. Fly Swatter

9. Can feed my horse out of it

10. Fan a bucking horse

11. Put on a stick and wave it to attract an antelope

12. The brim keeps bugs out of my eyes when riding a bike/motorcycle

13. Allows me to "read" the water better when sailing

14. Signal the dogs it’s time to walk (they know before you do, but hey, icing on the cake)

15. A good one will give you everything expressed in this fine song that all should take a a few minutes to listen to from one of the best

16. Keeps your head warm. Covers your eyes so you can sleep day or night. Keeps your sleeping bag and hood clean.

17. hair loss fake job.

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